Brian Tarmaki, head of the Density Church Organisation appointed himself Bishop in a ceremony that lasted 5 hours and charged people $80 a head to attend.
Bishop Tarmaki said he was surprised and shocked at his appointment, proclaiming, "This is the greatest day of my life, don’t forget to use the eftpost machine on the way out.”
Density Church, a fundamentalist, right wing, homophobic, happy clapping, God-appointed regime founded by Bishop Tarmaki and his wife Hannarr, has made huge inroads into destroying the open mindedness that was threatening to infect every New Zealander.
“God willing, we will make sure people never have to think for themselves again,” said the Bishop.
Density Church Elder, Mary Stubbuns said she was thrilled for Pastor Tarmaki “He has such nice suits, and his hair – oh my God he has been blessed with such hair!” she said.
When asked about long term plans for the church Bishop Tarmaki said there is no limit from here, he aims to be Cardinal within the next year, and Pope within 5 years, eventually becoming God before he retires.

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